Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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