i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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