I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So apparently I’m into choking now
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