you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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