yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
ok first of all what the fuck
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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