Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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