...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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