then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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