Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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