i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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