god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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