So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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