I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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