who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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