You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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