So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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