I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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