I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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