another moral hangover. fuck.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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