Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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