Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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