You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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