just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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