The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
