im gay
i know
yea but for you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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