No, you can still breathe under the balls.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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