Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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