Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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