You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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