you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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