Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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