Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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