Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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