just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i barfeds in our rink
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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