for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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