maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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