i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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