Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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