Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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