Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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