hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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