$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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