Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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