and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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