He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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