What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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