Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My Higher Power is John Stamos
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
