come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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