how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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