It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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