I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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