I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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