He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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