You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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