Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize